Review: Cartimar Pet Center
Where do you go when you're so stressed and depressed and lonely and so tightly wound you feel like you'll snap any second and you need to do something to relax like right now or you'll start randomly punching people in the face like oh my god what is wrong with you stop breathing oh my god -
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Some people go running. Some go and get massages. Others have passionate sex until they pass out. Idiots do yoga. My lobster and I? We go look at puppies! And where better to see puppies than the famed Cartimar Pet Center, the Divisoria of the animal kingdom where you can get yourself a furry life partner for less than the price of your average microwave. Even Tinder won't get you that.
Even if you're not currently looking for the one, or if you've already found your furry pal, Cartimar Pet Center is still a must-visit for any animal lover. Aside from the obvious pros of seeing cute puppies frolicking around in their cages, waiting for someone to sing "How much is that doggy in the window?", you can also get amazing deals on pet food, accessories, and anything else you need for little Fido. They don't have lasagna though. Garfield will be disappointed. I know I was.
